How to Watch Tonight's Notre Dame - Alabama Game

With a "cookie game" -- from the Wall Street Journal. This will give you a "taste,"


Trust us that a cookie game is just as fun, if not better. First, you can play it with your kids, who will love it even if the cookies make them run around the kitchen until 3 a.m. Second, you are not going to make a complete mess of yourself. Third, cookies!
We advise that you get yourself a big bag of cookies—no messing around with $5 artisanal chocolate chip monsters from the coffee shop; you need two fat bags of industrial-manufactured snacky treats to do this properly. Maybe four fat bags. You should dump the cookies into a large bowl in the living room and turn on the broadcast. Print out this list, which we compiled with the Journal's Ben Cohen, Rachel Bachman and Darren Everson. When one of these things happens on the ESPN telecast:
Cookie!
Any reference to "Golden Dome": 1 cookie!
Any reference to "Touchdown Jesus": 1 cookie!
Any reference to Bear Bryant: 1 cookie!
Any reference to Bear Bryant's houndstooth hat: 2 cookies!

The whole thing is hilarious and you can read it here.

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